HomePhimCompilation Of Michael McIntyre's Best Short Jokes | Michael McIntyre Phim Compilation Of Michael McIntyre's Best Short Jokes | Michael McIntyre By Githens Candace On October 11, 2019 35 Comments Tweet Pin It Check out Michael McIntyre’s best short jokes! 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Annemarie May October 11, 2019 Reply Hmmm… You may think I am somewhat peculiar, got a pen addiction or something….Just because I like to be prepared for any contingency… But, the truth of the matter and why I do this seemingly odd thing ie carrying so many pens around is very logical, really. I am female and have no penis to help me cope with life's many unexpected. So, I try to cope. By carrying my reserve of pens. However, after getting the rare opportunity to write down a number a potential male suitor offered me, to connect with him, and finding none of my 6 pens worked, because I had carried them around for about 10 years, unused, I decided it might be a good idea to do a few routine, regular tests. On my penis, I mean, PENS!. Just to make sure everything is working as it should. Just in case I am lucky enough to meet a new penis. I would die of grief, if I missed the next rare opportunity.All because of a crappy, malfunctioning penis, I mean pen. PEN, that's the correct word. I must get it right. What penis would wish to date a female who cannot distinguish between a pen and a penis? Though, after he buys you a few glasses of champagne, the difference ceases to matter, anyway… So, even if he/she/it has no penis, at a pinch, a pen will do…Which is why I follow parental advice I got as a child.To "always be prepared for anything that might or might not happen". Annemarie May October 11, 2019 Reply When you are an honest person and you know for certain you have a pen on you, because you always carry 5 or 6, in different colours, just in case you get a rare number worth writing down… And then the opportunity finally arrived to write down that hot prospective man's phone number,like he told you to. And none of the pens work.And he concludes you are just too flakey to continue seeing….. Bbbbb…ut, you asked if I had a pen and I was honest and told you I had half a dozen…Like the half a dozen babies I would have given you, if only you'd given me a fair chance to prove to you that, yes, indeed, I do have a pen on me… Not that I was planning on putting you into my pig pen for prospective male mates… Annemarie May October 11, 2019 Reply Mature age ladies are over all that erotic foreplay stage of putting on stockings and get straight to the point, using a contraption for donning stockings easily. It holds the stocking top open,like a sausage case and then she puts her foot right into the hole at the top… Very ingenious solution to an old female problem.Millennial women don't have it. They are much more brazen.They wear bare legs. Many don't even wear underpants… But, suggest you not try to check or even look at their naked legs.Youcould end up sued for sexual harassment. Even if they are blocking your view as you try to see if the traffic lights are green, ready to cross the street as a pedestrian. Christopher Jorissen October 11, 2019 Reply A yawn is the act of trying to take in more oxygen for the oxygen deprived brain. FuckTheReason October 11, 2019 Reply How does he do it?!? I swear everyone of his joke is just so relatable ! No oder comic does that so well!! Lynette Reed October 11, 2019 Reply Fucker! Haha I’m sat watching this and started yawning! Haha el doof the 3rd October 11, 2019 Reply I'm surprised they managed to find 11 minutes worth of comedy Chris G October 11, 2019 Reply How freakyI was out for a walk today with my eight year old son and he was showing me how much easier it is to skip than to runHes right 🏃♂️👍😂 Alexandra Azzopardi October 11, 2019 Reply Hope to see you one night in Perth.I watch all your YouTube just so I can laugh at least once a day.Funny man love your work. kitemanmusic October 11, 2019 Reply I skipped the last bit. That was the only bit that made me laugh! Whisky Warrior old 45 October 11, 2019 Reply The best short joke? All the Democrat nominees for President..that is a vast untapped reservoir of comedic potential…well…jump to it!. A Vargas October 11, 2019 Reply WHAT A GENIUS!!! Jayden Lawson October 11, 2019 Reply 7:46 just after he talks about a watch his own watch reflects the spotlight Jayden Lawson October 11, 2019 Reply I yawned when he talked about yawning Diana Saur October 11, 2019 Reply Mcintyre walking dressage Jennifer Hall October 11, 2019 Reply 🤣 Proud Kiwi October 11, 2019 Reply What make McIntyre so damn funny like most other comedians is that he talks about everyday shit you actually do but don't even think about it and that makes it funny asf gemini star October 11, 2019 Reply There's Michael McIntyre; then there's his hair. It's a performance in a performance. Morgan is awesome lol October 11, 2019 Reply This is so funny, i love Micheal. He is so funny. I'm dying of laughter. J C October 11, 2019 Reply Am I the only one who started yawning at his yawning sketch? 🤔😂 bodoti qwiu October 11, 2019 Reply I was completely and utterly Johannesburged!!! 🍺 Evolving At Light Speed October 11, 2019 Reply LOVE this man!!!😘❤️😘 Lee Readman October 11, 2019 Reply love this guy always makes me laugh oge Nno October 11, 2019 Reply He's just so funny he can literally joke about anything! Lizzy W October 11, 2019 Reply I am totally and utterly glad I stumbled upon this human being. Best comedy ever!!! j1gz October 11, 2019 Reply One comedian that grates, whether it is cuntish voice or the shit sterile PC jokes…. Daniel Johnson October 11, 2019 Reply Anyone else start yawning when he started talking bout yawning 😂😂😂 sexypoetry October 11, 2019 Reply sub-scri-bed! Neil Uni October 11, 2019 Reply I knew i recognised you!!! All I could say was ohhhh a celebrity!! LOL Tyler McCune October 11, 2019 Reply “Should’ve seen me last night…FUCKING PAJAMAED” I cry laughed so hard MarkoRollo October 11, 2019 Reply Rat arsed is one I use a lot, I'm far from posh, you don't really get posh in Oldham lol. And I was on the phone once and the caller asked if I had a pen, I instantly remembered that joke and it took everything I had not to burst out laughing. Stephen M Lennon October 11, 2019 Reply Fat prick Rose Bell October 11, 2019 Reply I love this guy. Watched almost all his videos, they take my mind off the stress I had for the day Time Bandit October 11, 2019 Reply Dude is hilarious! Reply Cancel reply Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment.